New release movies

Tim have you seen Once we were warriors... i just dont even.. that accent... that alpha male... that storyline...

Yeh end the series there azaan, there are 1 or 2 more? but they are fucking rubbish! Once were warriors was awesome!

'cook that man some fucking eggs'

'where'd you get those muscles from huh?'

Just watched Star Trek: Into Darkness, was good, a bit lame in parts but still entertaining and I didn't feel as though I needed to know star trek to understand it! 7.5- 8/10!

yeah i liked the cinematography in the movie, the scenes and cgi were crazy

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/3726440


Inb4 source.

Just watched Now you see me, reasonable, nothing stellar in my opinion! probs a 7/10!

A 7 for now you see me?

Yeh it really didn't set my world on fire, and I found a lot of it to be particularly cliche, and nothing really leapt out at me!

I gave it a 4.5

all I know is Riddick comes out 12th September
Chronicles of Riddick was out in 2004

Vin Diesel pls, do not make it suck, my body cannot handle a sucky third movie

Fuck man it is defintely going to blow! But I guess we'll wait and see, i did enjoy the other ones though!

beertank23 wrote:

I gave it a 4.5

see that seems overly harsh to me, but to reach a consensus, here is my scale;

10 - perfect, which as always is up to the individual, but at least a 9 to nearly everyone. (Shawshank for me)
9 - just a fucking top film, truly awe inspiring stuff, would watch again multiple times/10  
8 - a really good film, excellent cinematography, fantastic acting, perhaps the storyline just isn't quite that strong (maybe 1-2 things that could have been done better etc etc)
7 - a reasonable film, some faults, but still overall entertaining and enjoyable
6 - A number of faults are now present, still able to be watched and enjoyed, but unfortunately the disappointment is palpable.
5 - Just barely watchable, makes ones stomach turn to think of watching it again.
4 - Straight up crap, poor acting, poor script, poorly produced.
3 - The vast majority of Joshua Devers movie collection.
2 - Laughably bad, entertaining at the other end of the scale.
1 - Didn't even watch the cover and blurb was so bad.

There it is, now I might come back to this one for some future editing, but thats a visceral write up of my scores.

sounds pretty accurate to me!

jaco1612 wrote:

Fuck man it is defintely going to blow! But I guess we'll wait and see, i did enjoy the other ones though!

beertank23 wrote:

I gave it a 4.5

see that seems overly harsh to me, but to reach a consensus, here is my scale;

10 - perfect, which as always is up to the individual, but at least a 9 to nearly everyone. (Shawshank for me)
9 - just a fucking top film, truly awe inspiring stuff, would watch again multiple times/10  
8 - a really good film, excellent cinematography, fantastic acting, perhaps the storyline just isn't quite that strong (maybe 1-2 things that could have been done better etc etc)
7 - a reasonable film, some faults, but still overall entertaining and enjoyable
6 - A number of faults are now present, still able to be watched and enjoyed, but unfortunately the disappointment is palpable.
5 - Just barely watchable, makes ones stomach turn to think of watching it again.
4 - Straight up crap, poor acting, poor script, poorly produced.
3 - The vast majority of Joshua Devers movie collection.
2 - Laughably bad, entertaining at the other end of the scale.
1 - Didn't even watch the cover and blurb was so bad.

There it is, now I might come back to this one for some future editing, but thats a visceral write up of my scores.

Fuck you must be busy at work jaco lol

you have no idea frit

Saw The Wolverine. Its sweet
Make sure you watch through the credits tho!

jaco1612 wrote:

Fuck man it is defintely going to blow! But I guess we'll wait and see, i did enjoy the other ones though!

beertank23 wrote:

I gave it a 4.5

see that seems overly harsh to me, but to reach a consensus, here is my scale;

10 - perfect, which as always is up to the individual, but at least a 9 to nearly everyone. (Shawshank for me)
9 - just a fucking top film, truly awe inspiring stuff, would watch again multiple times/10  
8 - a really good film, excellent cinematography, fantastic acting, perhaps the storyline just isn't quite that strong (maybe 1-2 things that could have been done better etc etc)
7 - a reasonable film, some faults, but still overall entertaining and enjoyable
6 - A number of faults are now present, still able to be watched and enjoyed, but unfortunately the disappointment is palpable.
5 - Just barely watchable, makes ones stomach turn to think of watching it again.
4 - Straight up crap, poor acting, poor script, poorly produced.
3 - The vast majority of Joshua Devers movie collection.
2 - Laughably bad, entertaining at the other end of the scale.
1 - Didn't even watch the cover and blurb was so bad.

There it is, now I might come back to this one for some future editing, but thats a visceral write up of my scores.

This is a sound scheme to go by

I think the subjective factor is too strong when it comes to anything entertainment, which is why I dont offer too much credence to reviews.

In any case I(my opinion) like movies that hit me right in the feels, Remember the Titans, 12 Angry Men and Men of Honor come to mind straight away they get 10's from me

despite IMDB and other sites showing them lower

Watched Ryan Gosling's new film - Only God Forgives. It's so diabolically shit.

6 - A number of faults are now present, still able to be watched and enjoyed, but unfortunately the disappointment is palpable. wrote:

great use of jakky's list, will do the same for next review

Just watched Mud with Matthew Mcconaughey and Reese Witherspoon, not too bad but I have to add a factor into my scores list that I hadn't previously considered Bore Factor , not a bad old film, but quite slow and thoughtful, as a few of these raw films are want to be when depicting the struggle of average americans. Thank goodness for Matt, as he was as entertaining as ever. 7/10

I want to see that, I have high hopes for it.

Now you see me - 7.5/10

I enjoyed ever part of this movie. I might be biased because Jesse Eisenberg is my favourite actor but I completely ignored my missus while watching this. Would watch again.

Looks mad!

yea that does look fucking good

just watched 2Guns

7 - a reasonable film, some faults, but still overall entertaining and enjoyable

probably give it a 7.5 due to the humor and synergy of wahlberg and washington. Funny movie with a pretty horrid storyline. Watch if you want to be entertained.

The Mortal Instruments was sweet